Breaking News: Why Bush Has Not Yet Withdrawn From the Race

In my last blog, I expressed my anticipation that Bush would have no choice but to withdraw from the race in light of the revelation that 380 tons of lethal explosives known to be stored at the Al Qaqaa facility in Iraq had simply been mislaid during his watch. It turns out that I was wrong and Bush is not at fault at all. Bush has now come up with solid proof that Cheney's dog ate the explosives. This will be widely reported by Limbaugh, Hannity, Fox News, etc., but will undoubtedly be covered-up by the Times. I guess this is just another one of those clear-cut cases of the liberal media trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.